You know how some people handle being busy with style and grace
they sort of cruise through it all with all the elegance of a swan gliding on a calm lake
well that isn't me... I handle it with the same sort of grace as a cat thrown in a pool
I hiss and freak out, flailing about like a mad thing until I make it to the other side
and then I emerge bedraggled, tired and rather sorry for myself
Not that I would ever throw a cat in a pool so I am not entirely sure how they would handle it
but I think it is safe to say they might not be entirely happy.
The last month has been the busiest of my creative life
I have been balancing illustration work, with a huge order of canvases for a designer and a couple of commissions thrown in so it has been quite a ride
but I am happy that the pace is now slowing
and I have time to appreciate the small things again
like the greatest invention ever... toast tongs
I bloody love these things
I seem to have rather sensitive little fingers
which is not ideal when combined with the truly nuclear temperatures
that both rice bread and gluten free bread reach when toasted
those slices are hot like they have been toasted on the side of a volcano or the sun,
or on the black leather seats after the car has been roasting
in a concrete car park with no shade for ten hours
and my poor little fingers kept getting burnt
which led to cussing and dancing around the kitchen like a mad thing
but no longer... now I am plucking those little slices of hellfire with abandon
Yes I could have used normal tongs or chopsticks
though chopsticks are a bit like socks in our house and mysteriously love being single
but his little eggy type face makes me smile
and he is perfectly suited to the task at hand
the only thing that could make him better would be if they managed to somehow incorporate a teeny tiny whoopee cushion into him so when you plucked those slices of pure molten horror from the toaster it made a fart noise... now that would elevate it to genius
happy painting all...xx
PS... happy thanksgiving to all my US friends...