There are many things in this world that I don't know
but some are more puzzling than others
the main puzzler at the moment
is how on earth I am supposed to know
what every abbreviation of a country is on the Olympics coverage
and then when I have a stab they Sinus and Phantom decide that can't be right
and go and google it anyway...
so why not just google it from the start
and leave me to gaze at those fit young men in peace...
After all I am not watching for the sports
because anyone who knows me understands
that I don't do sports
in any form
and yes I married a golf pro
but that doesn't mean I know the rules of badminton
or understand the intricacies of weightlifting
though for some reason I find it endlessly hilarious to watch... no clue why
just get the giggles every time I see their screwed up faces
And for the record I have any understanding whatsoever about shooting
table tennis, or that slalom canoeing thing
or most puzzling of all
why the beach volleyball girls seem to be unconcerned
with having permanent wedgies????
the Olympics is shaping up to be quite a long few weeks
filled with me being asked random questions
and being reminded that I basically have no clue...
and while we are on the subject of having no clue
some other things I totally don't get are...
Why the dog freaks out when it is windy weather
but loves to stick his head out the car window????
Why there is a person who walks her Shetland Pony
every Thursday afternoon when I go to pick up Phantom
and how big is that poop bag????
Why boys are wearing their hats sort of half perched on the side of their head
don't they get one side of their nose burnt
or do they even it up by
propping it jauntily to the other side on alternate days???
And why even though I started out wanting to paint this
gorgeous pastel teacup that my friend Tracey gave me
it still ended up being super bright????
Better go and make another cup and ponder that one at more length
happy Tuesday Tea all...xx
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