Dashed Delusions

I sat down last Thursday

and wrote a searingly witty post

it was some of my best stuff

I giggled and snorted while writing it

and was basically incredibly amusing

if I do say so myself

I then organised it as a scheduled post

felt very clever and capable

which should have been a dead giveaway right there and then

and then rushed around like a mad bunny on speed and

did what was possibly the most slap dash job

of packing for the family holiday 

in history

which of course, resulted in having packed

quite a random collection of things which

I personally think

added a bit of spice and excitement to the whole week

though this belief was not embraced by

the picky complaining sods who were sharing my holiday

I mean who needs PJ's when you have toe clipping thingies

sheesh... some people are so hard to satisfy

Perhaps the random packing thing 

and delusional belief that I was capable of any sort 

of tech mastery

should have alerted me to the fact

that my brain was somewhat preoccupied

and perhaps a touch more delusional than usual

which I blame

on getting all  these paintings finished

for display at The Collective Store

and yes I have had plenty of time to get them organised

and yes I did leave them to the last minute

and no I didn't have to try to cram everything into a couple of days

but all that paint flying does add to the fun 

and is weirdly satisfying to be under a deadline

and I was happy with how they turned out

especially as a group

But the whole thing boils down to

while I managed to get the painitngs done

and I did manage some truly creative packing

I didn't manage the scheduled posts

because basically I am technologically dyslexic

and this is being kind

because not only did I manage to not schedule it

I also managed to save it as a blank post

impressively incapable I would say

and all delusions that I am anything but a tech nightmare

are hereby abandoned

So I am using the same pics of my paintings

in a new post

but sadly

that hilarious post is floating somewhere in blogger land

maybe it will find its way home someday

but I have a feeling it won't make it

but at least to comfort myself

 I can visit Paint Party Friday this week 

and catch up on what everyone has been up to...xx